Temu Quality at American Prices!!!

Garbage You Don't Need
At Prices You Can't Afford

Step back to a time when shitty gum was sold to children in cigarette form.
A time when creepy men drove through neighborhoods luring children
with horror-movie music in rundown ice cream trucks.
A simplier time! A better time!

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Our Story

For nearly two centuries, candy cigarettes have been a beloved novelty treat that captures the imagination and brings smiles to faces young and old. Our cult run business has been crafting these iconic treats using time-honored recipes and traditional methods. Each candy cigarette is made with care, ensuring that distinctive taste and texture that has made them a timeless classic. We're proud to continue this rad-ass tradition and share these nostalgic treats with new generations.